30 February, 0010:Are you upset because your stories are not selling well in the market? Now you can give up your sadness by becoming famous! Buy our newest product the Pro-ρεη™ which is a pro(i.e.premium) pen. It is a ultra-modern marvel that is revolutionizing the modern world. Whenever you feel like writing just grab hold of this pen and it will start writing. You don’t need an idea neither a plot but our smart pen will start writing itself, which in other words is, a ‘smart start’ ®! It will write a story on its own and automatically publish it in the market.
P.S. A small problem with this device is that it might not acknowledge you as the one who has written the story and publish it with someone else’s name, but we are working on it to fix this issue.