30 February,0017: With the entire England bleeding blue in response to Shelsea’s victory this season, people have been declaring often that Shelsea might be the greatest club of all time. However, things are supposedly about to change next season as with the relegation of Mancheater United, the new team to be promoted to the Premier League is the Justice League.
Superman in a press conference said that he is really excited to play with the top teams of England. Batman said that it was his childhood dream to score in Stampfort Bridge and he will be looking forward to end the season as the leading scorer. It is being discussed thoroughly throughout the entire country whether to let the new entrants be given the permit to fly during a match. Shelsea manager Jose Monera said,” I will like to know how this quidditch players perform”, while targeting a heavy satire towards the new entrant. People also are not sure on whether to let Wonder Woman play. Moreover team manager Chuck Norris reported, they are still not sure whether to have a single common jersey or let the players wear their iconic superhero outfit. Anyways, any one can bet now that the next BPL would be one of the most interesting ones in the history of football.