Hair conditioners to replace Air conditioners in near future

30 February,0019: Biologists and engineers from developed countries worldwide have decided to enroll themselves into a strange joint venture to make this world a better place to live in. They have decided to mix chlorofluorocarbons and hydro chlorofluorocarbons into the hair conditioners so that it becomes a multipurpose marvel of science. The idea is to add coolant to hair conditioners so that it can work as an air conditioner. WASP (World’s Advanced Shampoo Products) head Mr. Quiet said,”Due to the increasing price of the modern gadgets like air conditioner, the poor are unable to buy them. So we make them available at cheaper prices and easily available in bottles.” According to the reports the new hair conditioners is to be applied to the scalp which will somehow force the chlorofluorocarbons to seep into our head and control the hypothalamus which controls our body temperature. Hence, we would need no bulky machinery, no electricity expenditure, no installation charges just we need to use a few of our precious ATPs to apply the conditioner properly on our head. Wow scientists, you are great!

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Antarctica Daily

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