30 February 0062: Question was Whether Moon is a planet? Answer included that not only the moon is a planet but it even has a satellite, namely, Earth.
On interviewing the man who never lied, better known as Dr Maroon Mars declared without a slightest sign of hesitation, without a single drop of sweat popping up and with a contented sip into his rightly earned coffee that Earth is not a planet. It was to him whom we enquired of the possibility of this rumour not being a rumor, and he instantly denied the fact that the rumor was a rumor and established the fact that this fact is a fact and not a rumor. Upon repeated nagging and irritating him, our reporters retrieved that a complex astronomical discovery by the all new telemicroelectrospectroscope has led to this startling conclusion that our planet is not a planet and is a satellite of our satellite which is a planet. After this decision by the Astronomical Scientific Society the other planets have reacted strangely. Among the petitions the most noteworthy one was by Pluto who stated calmly,”I know the feel bro!”