To save papers, Exam board announces that NO answer in an exam can exceed 5 words

30 February, 0072: Students have not yet recovered from their shock of ecstatic happiness. The world has rejoiced like never before. What’s even more weirdly queer is that the fear of exams has become a phobia of the past.


Teachers however have suddenly been depressed by the erratic change of exam pattern by the exam board. They have openly shared their murderous feeling towards exam board. Not only would this reduce the number of possible question which could be asked, it would give students the upper hand as they could conjure up an explanation for every word they wrote making it difficult to deduct marks. A physics teacher from the Princesston University asked the exam board to explain how to explain Newtons Universal of Gravitation in 5 words, while, an English teacher from Oxenford University asked the exam board to write the summary of The Tempest by Shakespeare in 5 words. Exam board, is presently mad with pressure of answering in 5 words, but they said that no matter how hard the situations turn out to be they would try to SAVE PAPER till their last breath.
They have even formulated a law saying, “Answer > 5 = jail” which meant any answer with more than five words could land the ANSWERER in jail.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Antarctica Daily

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