Unidentified Flying Object gets Identified while Swimming

30 October,0086: No one prefers a know-it-all or a similar do-it-all, not because it is a disgrace, but mainly because it often lands the doer amidst trouble. And so it did. The infamous UFO aka the Unidentified Flying Object, got identified doing a task, which is as paradoxical a work to itself, as convergence of Riemann Zeta Function at one.

Uranium+ Fluorine + Oxygen —> Iodine + Sulphur + Oxygen

The sudden identification not only removed it from the List of Unknowns but also ensured that it could generate no more interest on the grounds of speculation. Last Monday, a fisherman in the Pacific found out a flying saucer, which he thought was really a saucer without the tea cup, swimming in the cyan waters. He immediately took the thing back home and despite intentions and temptations to place sauce on the saucer or something similarly similar, he placed it in the cupboard and called up the Village head to analyse the scientific and philosophical consequences of admitting a swimming saucer into his flourishing cupboard(flourishing with bacteria, I mean). The village head who did not live in the village and did not have a head instantly called up our reporters to analyse the saucer with more intense scientific procedures. Our reporters found out that it was indeed the Unidentified Flying Object which due to some utterly unanticipated reason was Swimming.

Although no aliens have been found hidden inside the identified Unidentified swimming Flying Object, it is believed that the saucer can be a great step forwards towards solving the Fermi’s Paradox.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Antarctica Daily
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