Asking WHY is now illegal


DISCLAIMER: We have failed to uncover WHY ‘asking WHY is now illegal’ because now it is illegal. However, we will inform you HOW.

30 February, 0094: The world was once again shocked with a 10 GigaAmpere current, when it was announced that asking Why is now illegal. Thousands of people were jailed because their initial reaction was to ask Why is asking Why illegal? In the following ways it can affect your lives….

HOW WILL NOT ASKING WHY AFFECT YOUR LIFE?

  • The scientific research will be hindered.
  • Exams will be extremely easy as no more reason would be asked.
  • No one can ask you WHY you did something as it is illegal.
  • Normal conversation will be hindered, as there would be chances that you get jailed for being curious.
  • Many songs will be considered illegal if it has the word WHY.

What to do?

  • If it is really essential to write or type WHY, replace it with ***.
  • If you are Chemist you can write TungstenHydrogenYttrium
  • If you are Physicist you can write Work*Plank’sConstant*Young’sModulus
  • If u r lazy u can write y.
  • If you are Harry Potter fan, you can replace it with YOU KNOW WHAT?

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com

Advertisements

One Comment Add yours

Any thoughts....?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s