KILLER TIPS TO BEAT THE HEAT

30 February, 0099: While the whole Northern Hemisphere is sweating oceans, ensure that you reply the Hot Sun With Cool Reply and BEAT the HEAT, Before IT BEATS you. Follow the following tips and SHIVER in the SUMMER.

  1. The Tourist: Every day travel half the world around where it is night and come back, when it is night in your local area.
  2. Go Underground: Burrow as deeps as possible and reside in the lower reaches of Earth’s Crust. But do not burrow much deeper as The Earth again get’s hotter towards inside.
  3. Change your State: Exist as the liquid state as that will increase your Surface Area and you can give off as much heat as possible. Moreover, it will increase your fluidity(not fluency) and help you move from one place to another without much of an effort.
  4. Leave the Earth: Leaving Earth could be an appreciable idea provided you have pre-booked your hotel room in Pluto.
  5. Start Reading Antarctica Daily: Be our fan and start following us on Twitter, FB, G+ or Tumblr and of course WORD PRESS. Being Fan can help you cool down.
  6. Swallow HCl and NaOH: If you do not have a source of water nearby swallow lots of HCl and NaOH as they will undergo neutralisation reaction to produce H2O (water) and NaCl(Common Salt).
  7. Buy an AC or Dive in A SEA: Both will help you cool down.
  8. Switch Off The Sun: The original and The best remedy, though insanely difficult!

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Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com

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