Mutated Man develops Mightychondria


30 February, 0121: If there is anything that we had learnt for sure in the school it is that the CPU is the Brain of Computer or, if you were a biology enthusiast, Mitochondria are powerhouses of cells. 

We know that the food we eat is oxidised to release the energy which fuels our daily activities. It would surely be a treat if we could get a day worth of energy from a rice grain. Well if it sounds like a dream, then wake up, because it is quite well known that the mutated man from Minnesota, has already developed Mightychondria which can produce enough energy to fuel the Large Hadron Collider for two years and three months from one molecule of Glucose! Deletion of all the Chromosomes except the Centromeres and Kinetochores of the 46 Chromosomes has been reported to be the cause of the disease!

PS: In case you calculate and find out that the news article is violating the Law of Conservation of Energy, then you should know that the MightyChondria derives additional energy from Dark Energy!

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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