Voldemort denied Plastic Surgery by HP fans


30 February, 0122: Last Monday, in Lost Vegas Spacious Spa, a customer arrived in hooded jacket, YouYes Polo Sweatshirt and horn rimmed sunglasses with a weird looking stick clutched in his long fingers decorated with uncut nails. The gruesome description was totally accepted by other people in the Spa locality, but a crowd magically gathered around the stranger when he removed his hood and slid off his sunglasses.

“I want a Plastic Surgery to be done on my nose”, said that man. It was then that the crowd broke into an uncontrollable civil riot, as every other witness pulled out pens, pencils, twisers, cigarettes and other elongated stuff and spelled out the ‘Petronas Twin Towers Charm’ simultaneously.  This did not affect the Dark Lord (as he was identified to be later) who was not a dementor nor an inventor neither anything rhyming with it. The woman in the counter declared that she was a Happy Rotter fan and by no means could help Voldemort out. This broke the heart of Tom Riddle (Voldemort is his nickname) and he immediately called up a cab (which was the same flying taxi owned by the Weasley family) and flew off, probably to the Forbidden Forest.

 

Voldemort after being denied plastic surgery… 😦

Devil Bongbottom, an eye witness, said, “Voldemort was denied a plastic surgery and then was made to flee the area by the simultaneous use of the Petronas Twin Towers Charm. I enjoyed every second of it, I wish our hero Happy was present, in that case, Happy would have been really happy!”

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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3 thoughts on “Voldemort denied Plastic Surgery by HP fans

  1. Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!

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