NY bound flight lands on MOON after Autopilot Malfunction


30 February, 0127: Space ships were immediately sent to retrieve the horrified passengers, who experienced the most thrilling adventure of their life, a Space Trip with a London to New York economy flight ticket. Pocket friendly, environment friendly and, well, scary.

Before landing..

Before other news sources start blaming Bermuda Triangle for the mishappening, let us clarify that all this happened just because of a faulty Autopilot. 30 minutes before arrival, the pilots dozed off following a heated discussion on whether buying Fall Pogba was fruitful for Mancheater United. The cockpit voice recorder even recorded the Captain considering Faillaini to be playing for their opponents every match. The pilot, meanwhile, blamed More-Eno to Ruin When Runey’s career.

After further investigation, it turned out that the autopilot software was manufactured by a hard core Red Devil fan, which was boiling in anger after listening to the pilots. When the pilots forgot to switch off the autopilot and take control of the flight, the autopilot exploded with a burst of anger and released enough energy to leave the Gravitational Pull of the Earth. By the time it cooled down a little, the flight was hanging out near the moon’s “THINNER-THAN-MACBOOK-AIR-PRO” atmosphere. So it instantly lowered the landing gears and landed at the Copernicus Crater instead of the Big Apple.

On interviewing the passengers, they shared their wide ranging vocabulary of curses and slangs. We are deliberately not publishing those words.

No one is sure, whom to blame, hence, the case has been closed for any further discussion on Earth and will be taken to Inter-Planetary Court (On Jupiter) next month as it involves crossing space beyond Earth’s Territory.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: Our Simple yet Elegant Website

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