Building named Ψ collapses after Observation


30 February, 0142: 666 people were injured, 66 people were killed and 6 people were executed as 6 day old 666 m high building collapsed within 6.6 seconds in front of 66 Million people witnessing its inauguration. Police have blamed it totally onto the 6 Board members who were in charge of naming the building and executed them immediately, because what they had done, was apparently a Crime.

You can name your building Zeta and it will have a great potential. You may name it Gamma and it will radiate energy to the neighbourhood. You may also name it Epsilon as it is quite permissible. But, do, not, ever, name, it, PSI. Please! As it will collapse as soon as it is observed.

 

Wave function collapsing after Measurement i.e. Observation

In case, you still have no idea why, it is because Psi or Ψ is used to denote wave function in Physics. According to the rules of quantum mechanics, as soon as an electron or a similar particle is observed, its wave function collapses into one of its quantum states. Hence, if the building you were building is named Psi, it too collapses. And the result is that, multiple people die. MULTIPLE INNOCENT PEOPLE DIE. 😦

Last Monday, as soon as the new building was inaugurated, the restless crowd of 66 Million people, threw a heavy glance at the Building and observed it which immediately succumbed to the Copenhagen Interpretation and Collapsed!

May the souls of the departed, Rest in Peace.*

*And the Souls of the horrible building namers, who were executed, be given a exquisite super deluxe tour of Dante’s HELL.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: Our Simple yet Elegant Website and Our Not So Simple Yet Elegant Website

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