30 February, 0144: Let’s say someone called you up at the middle of the night and said this:
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you too are looking for immortality, I can tell you I don’t have any clues. But what I do have are a very particular set of insurance schemes, schemes which I have sold over a very long career. Schemes that make me a nightmare for diseases like yours. If you let your misfortunes go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not bother you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will sell you the best insurance scheme.
You, let’s say, have a weak heart (for diseases, we mean). Now you have got two choices:
- Buy an insurance scheme which will save your life
After conducting a brief survey, we observed that other than Suicide bombers, everyone chose the option 1 with an appreciably remarkably extraordinarily high probability. This was the prime reason why within the last few minutes, the World’s Top 10 Richest List was dominated by 12 Life Insurance company CEOs.
Economists from different countries have already analyzed the marketing technique and after collaborating with the IT professionals have named the method as PLAGIARISM.