What if I told you that…

30 February, 0173: What if I told you that typing out Hypertext Markup Language, Cascading Style Sheets, JavaScript, jQuery, Asynchronous JavaScript And Extensive Markup Language, JavaScript Object Notation, Angular JavaScript, Personal Home Page Hypertext Preprocessor and My Structured Query Language along with Bootstrap and Font Awesome Content Delivery Networks makes me feel very satisfied and helps me attain bliss amidst the daily struggle of existence complicated by the societal tendency to breakdown our thoughts into smaller more comprehensive sentences without multiple clauses with proper punctuation only to facilitate the appreciation of the communicated ideas and prevention of loss of attention from the recipients of communication to improve the efficiency and amplify the reproducibility of such attempts to share knowledge, ideas and inspirational quotes while allowing the exchange of perspirational coats using hard working hands which by the utilisation of electromagnetic energy stored in the form of chemical energy of high energy phosphate bonds of a dinucleotide compounds allows us all to enjoy the materialistic and consumeristic pleasures of our lives while often enjoying minimalistic and aesthetic ones for a split second and then immediately reverting back to the old school perfectionism which by the way has proved to be the primary reason in my habit of referring to a childishly simple acronym by its full fledged full form that is Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation assisted in-situ keratomileusis before taking a jump which albeit might be considered to be a small one for mankind but is definitely a cosmologically humongously ginormous one of an individual such as myself to provide a compulsively impulsive compulsion to enlighten the world with the tiny bit of knowledge that GNU which is an operating system is the short form of GNU’s Not Unix and also that WINE which is not an emulator but is used to run Windows programs in the Linux Operating System stands for Wine Is Not an Emulator thus bringing us to the point where I finally state that recursive acronyms are my favorites just like the jokes concerning it are such as the one which hilariously states that the B observed in Benoit B Mandelbrot actually stands for Benoit B Mandelbrot?

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

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