One Man, Two Places, Three Times

24 February 2018 I think it happened again. This would be the third time! I saw him driving my Black Toyota. I was sitting in the backseat and was momentarily distracted by a gleaming Porsche across the street. And I saw him driving that car too! I looked back and here he was driving my … Continue reading One Man, Two Places, Three Times

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Cycles must have Seat Belts, warns Transport Corporation(TC)

30 February, 0067: The verdict has been passed. Anyone seen not wearing seatbelts on their cycles will be prosecuted. With a phenomenal increase in the number of accidents in the last decade, the TC passed the basic safety law prohibiting use of helmets and promoting use of Sea Belts. From now on every cycle and … Continue reading Cycles must have Seat Belts, warns Transport Corporation(TC)

Mango tree mysteriously bears bitter gourds after local people forcibly cut away some of its branches

30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd. Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who … Continue reading Mango tree mysteriously bears bitter gourds after local people forcibly cut away some of its branches

Health Minister suffers tragic Death from Heart Attack after identifying his toothbrush on shelf while Brushing his teeth

30 February, 0060: "Hygiene is my gene!", although grammatically incorrect, this tagline served to be the fingerprint identification of Antarctica's Health Minister Mr. Slow White. Last Friday, after going home from the Antarctic Parliament Mr. White decided to sleep a peaceful sleep and dream a beautiful dream and hence brushed his teeth with a slight … Continue reading Health Minister suffers tragic Death from Heart Attack after identifying his toothbrush on shelf while Brushing his teeth

After life threatening experience for 53 hours 392 Firefighters succeed in extinguishing the matchstick that caught fire

30 February, 0047: Elders taught us not to underestimate the power of a common man, but no one ever taught that we should not undermine the power of even a single matchstick! Two days and six hours ago an one cent matchstick caught fire which was extinguished in the last hour after three hundred and … Continue reading After life threatening experience for 53 hours 392 Firefighters succeed in extinguishing the matchstick that caught fire

Train takes off, after driver exceeds maximum speed limit

30 February, 0040: Aviation Safety Department isn't usually concerned with train accidents. But yesterday it was as a train took off and invaded the airspace leaving behind its earthly tracks. The passengers were infuriated by the sudden change in the direction of gravity as they could find no seat belt to secure themselves. Experts have … Continue reading Train takes off, after driver exceeds maximum speed limit

A small step for the driver, but a GIANT LEAP for the bus

30 February, 0033: Some people believed that it was an aeroplane while the others concluded that it might be a flying saucer. It was a bus, actually, which flew that is, took off, was midair, and then landed (not in an appreciable way though). The insurance companies got something to pay for and the doctors … Continue reading A small step for the driver, but a GIANT LEAP for the bus