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Flyover for flights can outfashion runways

30 February, 0071: In today’s world of pollution and exhaustion, any idea which brings about a greener change is widely accepted and cherished. The flyover for flights was such an idea. It can reduce fuel consumption during flights by 90%, pollution by 43.6%, requirement of skilled labour by 67.3%, reduce unemployment by 29%, increase forest…

Cabin Crew clicks breathtaking groupfie after the cockpit blows off and successfully uploads it onto FB after tagging all the crashing passengers, selecting the location, updating that they were feeling Curious and sharing with hash tag ‘#crashing’ after writing a 104 word post and re sharing it 5 times, liking each one and commenting the audible screams and live commentary of the crash in every post before the plane slammed onto the ground.

30 February,0056: Air Crash Investigation team declared that overuse of technology onboard flight-1729 was the main reason the flight crashed. Too much radio waves were being emitted from the electrical gadgets on the plane which resulted in a phenomenon called phylloastronomoliosis, a strange over excitation of matter and immediate conversion of the same into energy…