30 February, 0155:Scientists believe that our Universe was born in a cataclysmic explosion called Big Bang about 13.7 Billion Years ago. On this playground termed the Universe, Stars have taken birth in Star Hospitals and Nursing Homes called nebulae and has given birth in turn to the planets. Today, we explore the amazing world of otherworldly worlds out of our own world. Here are the top ten Most Amazing Planets found in our Universe:
HD11fuNny0o:As awkward as the name sounds, this planet is the best place to kick off our discussion. Born during a galactic plague this congenitally mutated planet is strangely indecisive in its orbits and is known over the Universe for its rectangular orbits around its star! It has clear cut season demarcation, which changes while the planet goes past the sharp orbit edges. It does not rotate on axis although it simple harmonically oscillates about its axis whenever it feels like.
Soccer: This planet totally abides by its name, although not much is known about it, scientists have observed that this planet looks totally like a football. Also, the planetary design is exactly like the 2010 World Cup football Jabulani!
Geminalplanet: This planet, rather these planets are not a single planet and rather a planetary system. Gemini means twins in latin, but these planets are a whole family of unplanned children of a star all orbiting in the same orbit! So from far away, it seems the planets are stationary, as they are attached equator to equator! Some people have nicknamed it as pearl necklace! Also the planets radiate some otherworldly glow!
BlackHole#231: This planet is a black hole, no one knows how or why?
Mooney: This planet has a moon bigger than itself and is continuously blackmailed by its moon to step down from the orbit and handover the orbital duties to the moon itself and survive as its satellite! A case has already been filed in the court of Intergalactic Justice against the moon for the use of dark energy to persuade the planet. Also, our reporters have obtained clues indicating use of illegal dark matter to bribe the poor planet.
Cube: This planet is an odd one, although it is an even position number on the list. This planet is Cubical. Exactly Cubical! It also has a cubical moon.
AC$@%&: This planet is entirely air conditioned, which can be controlled at the will of anyone living on this planet. The temperature can range from blazing 3,000,000 Kelvins to freezing 3 Kelvins. Amazingly, we have been receiving continuous radio transmission of profanity from this planet which is why the signs and symbols are included in its name.
Starry: This exoplanet is a star ! The only reason we consider it as a planet is the fact that, on the birth certificate it was mentioned to be a planet. It added a crust on its surface to disguise itself as a planet from the POLICE (Planetary Officers Loving to Inexplicably Chase Exoplanets).
Bounce3D: This planet was featured as the famous ball in the epic Bounce 3D game!
Earth: This planet has individuals who are capable of researching, writing and reading about the planets, including itself, we have just read about!
30 February, 0099: While the whole Northern Hemisphere is sweating oceans, ensure that you reply the Hot Sun With Cool Reply and BEAT the HEAT, Before IT BEATS you. Follow the following tips and SHIVER in the SUMMER.
The Tourist: Every day travel half the world around where it is night and come back, when it is night in your local area.
Go Underground: Burrow as deeps as possible and reside in the lower reaches of Earth’s Crust. But do not burrow much deeper as The Earth again get’s hotter towards inside.
Change your State: Exist as the liquid state as that will increase your Surface Area and you can give off as much heat as possible. Moreover, it will increase your fluidity(not fluency) and help you move from one place to another without much of an effort.
Leave the Earth: Leaving Earth could be an appreciable idea provided you have pre-booked your hotel room in Pluto.
Start Reading Antarctica Daily: Be our fan and start following us on Twitter, FB, G+ or Tumblr and of course WORD PRESS. Being Fan can help you cool down.
Swallow HCl and NaOH: If you do not have a source of water nearby swallow lots of HCl and NaOH as they will undergo neutralisation reaction to produce H2O (water) and NaCl(Common Salt).
Buy an AC or Dive in A SEA: Both will help you cool down.
Switch Off The Sun: The original and The best remedy, though insanely difficult!
30 February, 0098: Are you not happy with your performance? Perplexed about your productivity? Then this post is Just for You. Have a look at the following images and you will immediately young again….
30 October,0093: Very soon, the end would be very near. Scientists have clearly declared that the longer the KILO- prefix exists in our Units and measurements, the worse the safety for physicists will be. They explained WHY on asking WHY?!
President of SPGS(Self Proclaimed Group of Scientists) Dr April Fool said that,” What we believe is that, it was the prefix kilo that has been the reason of death of all the famous physicists of this planet, especially the ones whose names start with O. To understand why, let us consider the unit of Resistance OHM, 103 OHM is read as KILO-OHM or KILL-OHM. Similarly, KILL-NEWTON, KILL-AMPERE, KILL-PASCAL, etc. are used and poses a great threat to the world-famous scientists. Although, the claim has not yet been approved by all scientists, it is believed that in future, the prefix KILO- will be replaced by something more gentle and rewarding like, LIVO-.
30 February, 0091: This is surely the greatest news of the century as no on other occasion ever before has“no one seen the involvement of everyone (because there was no one to see)”. 7,409,350,272 people who live in this great planet had joined in the WORLD’S GREATEST Rally to inculcate the values of environment friendliness in the mind of Viewers. But at the end everyone turned up at the rally and there was no one left to watch and perceive the meaning of this Great Rally. As no one witnessed the entire rally, it went Hugely Unnoticed.
This also explains to us several important paradoxes of the Universe. For example, is the sun there even though I am not seeing it (but if I would have seen it, I wouldn’t have seen anything else in my entire life). The rally proved that human conciousness and most of the laws of physics are dependent on the reference frame and it also explained the importance of an observer in any experiment.It also proved that even though we didn’t notice things, it still exists. This fact, if probed properly, can challenge the foundation’s of Schrödinger’s theories in Quantum mechanics. No pictures were taken and no evidence of the rally is left. And since no one observed it, they just participated in it, no one could recollect what happened.
And Yes, You too were a pat of it, but you won’t recollect it, as I have already said 🙂
30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.
Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨
30 February 0062: Question was Whether Moon is a planet? Answer included that not only the moon is a planet but it even has a satellite, namely, Earth.
On interviewing the man who never lied, better known as Dr Maroon Mars declared without a slightest sign of hesitation, without a single drop of sweat popping up and with a contented sip into his rightly earned coffee that Earth is not a planet. It was to him whom we enquired of the possibility of this rumour not being a rumor, and he instantly denied the fact that the rumor was a rumor and established the fact that this fact is a fact and not a rumor. Upon repeated nagging and irritating him, our reporters retrieved that a complex astronomical discovery by the all new telemicroelectrospectroscope has led to this startling conclusion that our planet is not a planet and is a satellite of our satellite which is a planet. After this decision by the Astronomical Scientific Society the other planets have reacted strangely. Among the petitions the most noteworthy one was by Pluto who stated calmly,”I know the feel bro!”