30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.
Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨
30 February,0045: Last year alone it was responsible for 5.7 billion deaths worldwide. But its production and usage wasn’t reduced even by the slightest amount this year. Food Industry advertised it as the elixir of life and used it beyond any limits. The UN-Scientific Society (UN=United Nations) declared that every person who drank this liquid chemical have died from different causes. Releasing the chemical into water bodies have resulted in flooding. It has also been the prime element in environmental degradation, causing acid rain, acidity and alkalinity of soil, soil erosion, tsunamis and even deadly flash floods. Biologists declared DHMO to be the cause of deadly diseases like oedema, diabetes insipidus, hyper tension, renal failure and ill health due to vomiting, nausea and loose motion and it even has paved the way for entrance of several germs. Scientists have declared that the accumulation of this polar covalent chemical has reached its peak in our body and further accumulation can kill every human being with 100% precision. This chemical is naturally occurring on Earth and is known to support predacious creatures that can obliterate our race from the Earth. No chemical previously had this much of an effect on the entire population and that’s why FUN (Food directory of United Nation) banned the usage of this chemical by food industries worldwide.
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