30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd. Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who … Continue reading Mango tree mysteriously bears bitter gourds after local people forcibly cut away some of its branches
30 February,0045: Last year alone it was responsible for 5.7 billion deaths worldwide. But its production and usage wasn't reduced even by the slightest amount this year. Food Industry advertised it as the elixir of life and used it beyond any limits. The UN-Scientific Society (UN=United Nations) declared that every person who drank this liquid … Continue reading FUN bans the usage of a dangerous chemical “DHMO” by the food industry
30th February,0000:ATTENTION! We meant that we are now in first position not that we are one as we are united! Yes we are indeed the number one newspaper company not only in the entire continent but the whole World! And we are presently the number 2 in the entire solar system just behind Titanic Times(the Bestseller … Continue reading We proudly announce that WE ARE ONE!