3 month old Baby wins $3.5M Lottery

12 March 2018

It took us forty five minutes to figure out where exactly the baby was located within the pile of money. Ultimately, we found her hidden under hundred ten dolar bills.

Luck is the sole property of lucky people. Such a person could be young or old. In this case, she was young. Just 3 months old. And she was already having a net worth of three and a half million dollars. She received three hundred and fifty thousand ten dollar bills as soon as the bumper prize number was called out.

Drenched in money, she gave her first interview to our reporters. Although, we could not make out the most of what the three year old had said, the recurring topic that was evident from the interview was that she is planning to invest half of the total sum in real estate, save a quarter and spend a quarter for a Las Vegas trip.

We knew, right at that moment, that this baby is going places, literally.

After the interview, our reporters came back to Antarctica and asked for a pay raise!

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

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Driving License is now Mandatory for buying Toy Cars

9 March 2018

If you have failed your driving tests then you have failed the opportunity to make a child smile. A child smiles when a toy car is gifted. But you can’t buy if you don’t have a driving license. We will answer your burning question, namely, “Why the Hell?”, in this article.

2 days ago, a man who had failed 184,839,029 driving tests bought a Ferrari from a toy shop. But, on his way back home, the remote went out of control and the toy car directly hit another car’s tyre and was run over, destroying the tyre that it did strike in the first place.

After this incident, people unanimously voted against the buying of cars, even if it is just a toy, by inexperienced drivers. Immediately, the stock price of toy manufacturing companies fell, the anger of toy manufacturers rose higher but beating everything, the toddlers filled the air with exhilarating laughter, which was later understood to be as their sarcastic protest.

For now, one thing is certain, even if you have the strongest of desires to buy toy cars, you simply can’t, unless you have a driving license, which from my experience, isn’t the easiest of docuemnts to earn.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

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8 month old infant prodigy to host the next Oscar ceremony

30 February, 0078: Age is no barrier. And once again it was proved by our child prodigy Just Born. The baby recently acquired international recognition after receiving a PhD degree in string theory and topology. Also he has been known to communicate confidently and fluently in almost 17365 languages.
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Apart from his career in anchoring biggest events he is also known to be the most loyal Philanthropist one could ever come across, and all this at an age of 8 months. It was declared that Just would surely be anchoring the Oscar unless, he is busy due to some research in Genetic engineering.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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