POTATOISM is The Newest Religion


30 February, 0124: With a lot of respect towards every other religion, the POOP (People’s Orthodox party Of Potato) has finally officially launched the new Religion POTATOISM as a Twitter account. It is the first religion in the world whose number of followers is exactly equal to the number of followers of its Twitter account.

This newborn religion focusses to worship the mighty powers of potato in its varied forms like Potato Chips, French Fries and Mashed Potatoes. The followers of Potato-ism are called Ouch Potatoes. Although idols are presently absent the Ouch Potatoes worship the Heart Shaped Potatoes. This new religion can help spread peace and help the poor and the malnourished gain substantial weight.

If you want to start following the new religion of Potato, you should daily consume a minimum of 10 kg Potatoes and upload the video of eating all those for 10 days continuously onto the Potato Website or Tag them on any Social Media.

Reported by, Venkat Ramanan

Profile:

  • Also known as WhenCut or Potato Cut
  • Famous for delivering Potatoes to all leading “potato-requiring companies” like Less Chips
  • Does stand up comedy by sitting on a chair, like a boss
  • Net Worth: 6.023 *10^23 Antarctic Dollars

Edited by:

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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