How to Permanently stop BUFFERING?

30 February, 0145: On YouTube, we come across several videos about chemistry, many of which are about physical chemistry. Out of which, many deal with Equilibrium and out of them many deal with Ionic Equilibrium. If any one plans to be a successful chemist or murderer (as will be explained later) then it is of utmost importance that he understands the phenomenon of Buffering.

Buffer is a chemical solution like our blood which temporarily resists the change in pH. To stop the buffering action we can take the following steps:

  1. Not add the weak acid salt of a strong base to the weak acid.
  2. Not add the weak base salt of a strong acid to the weak base.

We can exploit the Henderson-Hasselbach Equation to further enhance the removal of the buffering action.

 

Henderson-Hasselbach Equation

This can immensely help chemist in understanding the chemistry of buffers.Also, it can help murderers in killing people as the human blood is a buffer and can resist the changes in pH. Therefore the slightest dose of a poison can kill the victim if  the buffering action is removed somehow. The people who would be helped the most are the Chemists who are also murderers!

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
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P.S. The featured image of this post may not load, in that case the buffering symbol will be shown.

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All New IsoCyanide Deodorant is Set to Hit the Market

30 February, 0133: With the old aromas and scents failing to stimulate our olfactory receptors, the perfume-manufacturers knew that it was time for something new. But the spark of the idea of using Carbylamines or Isocyanides in Deodorant bottles can really rejuvenate the scent industry.

By releasing the brand new carbylamine flavoured and carbylamine containing perfumes, the manufacturers believe that they can have a surgical strike to flourish their extinguishing trade of perfumes. The Isocyanides, as described by almost everyone, to be the disgusting, revolting, repellent, repulsive, repugnant, abhorrent, loathsome, offensive, detestable, awful, dreadful, horrible, terrible, horrendous, hideous, appalling, atrocious, vile, abominable, frightful, sickening, nauseating, nauseous, stomach-churning, stomach-turning, off-putting, uninviting, unpalatable, unappetizing, unsavoury, distasteful, nasty, obnoxious, objectionable, odious, noxious, evil-smelling, foul-smelling, smelly, stinking, high, rank, rancid, fetid, malodorous; vomitous, ghastly, horrid, gruesome, God-awful, gross, diabolical, putrid, yucky, icky, grotty, sick-making, gut-churning, beastly, whiffy, pongy, niffy, lousy, skanky, funky; on the nose; noisome, mephitic, disgustful, loathly; miasmic, miasmal, olid, dirty, filthy, mucky, grimy, grubby, stained, dirt-encrusted, muddy, muddied, unclean, unwashed, squalid, sordid, shabby, sleazy, nasty, soiled, sullied, scummy, rotten, defiled, decaying, putrid, putrefied, smelly, fetid, cruddy, manky, gungy,  befouled, besmirched, begrimed and feculent substance can seriously leave the human beings in utter requirement to smell an aesthetically stimulating smell of a generic perfume or perhaps, the cologne.

Chemists around the world, have already received huge orders to synthesize isocyanides and deliver them to industries.

Most of the governments, however, have labelled the perfume to be a potential BioHazard! 

Hopefully, from tomorrow, you can buy these atrociously volatile isocyanide perfumes in the nearest Retail Store.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
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Antarctica Daily
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Propanal jailed for failing Fehling’s Test

30 February, 0126: Everyone knows that aldehydes answer Fehling’s Test. Even children of organic compounds like Methanal and Methane knows that. But in a shocking discovery, it turned out that Propanal, who goes by the name of Propionaldehyde among his common friends and who is a well known aldehyde (also Methanal’s grandfather) had FAILED the test.

 

Ideal Fehling’s Test 

Presently Propanal has been locked up inside a flat bottom glass flask  in a chemistry lab in Ethiopia. Police are talking of reducing it to an alkane by Clemmensen’s reduction. Initially Fehling was blamed for failing the test. Alkaline Sodium Potassium Tartrate (Fehling B) was almost getting neutralised by the torturous nitric acid when Benzene, the head constable of chemistry labs found out that it was Propanal who was faulty as it neither did answer Tollen’s Test nor Schiff’s Test. This phenomena is a disgrace in the field of organic chemistry and IUICC (International Union for Impure and Complicated Chemistry) has already started formulating Strict laws to prevent such mishappenings from happening again.

Although from now on chemists will be very careful while synthesizing chemicals, it is advisable to keep your eyes open for any law breaker organic molecule.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
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Antarctica Daily
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Astronauts play Holi in International Space Station

30 February, 0092: Colourful chemicals flooded India while chemical-full colours submerged the entire International Chemistry Lab inside International Space Station(the existence of this lab is highly debated and the truth is not yet established). Chemical Astronauts managed to spread the Indian tradition into space adding another dimension (literally) to the celebration.

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Using the purple potassium permanganate and prussian blue Ferricferrocyanide along with dark pink phenolphthalein and the green sodium borate, the astronauts celebrated a heart-full holi away from the Mother Earth. However, the true beauty was witnessed when all these chemicals were dissolved in water, and a huge amount of hydration energy was released modestly supplied enough joules of energy to fulfil every need of lattice energy and also aided in the activation energy for the proceedings of violent explosions and blasts which rocked not only the space station but also created gravitational waves which propagated through space-time continuum. The white crystals of 24 times hydrated aluminium potassium sulphate and blue colour copper sulphate decahydrate crystals along with orange potassium dichromate added another colourful flavour to the explosion. Yellowish bromine and gold coloured gold garnished the blast while lusturous metal added the icing to the cake.

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The chemists have been given life sentence on Earth for their misconduct in space but it needs to be delayed till they return to the earth, more importantly, alive.

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Benzene Rings outshine gold as most precious gift

30 February 0083: Chemists win as alchemists fade away. The dream of alchemy to turn everything into gold is no more what the Earthly people yearn for. They want Benzene now, as this compound has shook the world with its beauty and simplicity.

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TOP: A monosubstituted benzene ring and a stone fitted gold ring
BELOW: A benzene ring and a gold ring

People have complained about gold which is responsible for the spontaneous and substantial weight loss for the money bag. Gold was known to convert the bank balance from a phone number to a car number. Gold has made people millionaires though but only if they were billionaires before.

Now fear not, ‘cos here is the simplest cheapest ring that one could have ever gifted. And its the planar, aromatic, unsaturated, sp-2 hybridised, humble benzene ring at your service.

In case you have been wondering that you can no more gift the equivalent of a stone fitted- gold ring, think again, because the MONOSUBSTITUTED BENZENE can just make your day. Substitute with a chlorine, oxygen or even another carbon atom to discover new possibilities.

People have already started saving Benzene in lockers and started taking Benzene loans Very soon most of the economists will start comparing GDPs according to the Benzene reserve each country has got.

At last the El Classico between the Chemists and Alchemists end and CHEMISTS are the clear winners….

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Hydrogen jailed for not obeying Gas Laws

30 February, 0075: Last Sunday a heartbreaking news broke the Hearts of all chemists and periodic table elements after officers of PEP (Professional Elemental Police department) declared that Hydrogen has been jailed for not following the gas Laws.
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At Morning, when Hydrogen was going to a round bottom flask after being liberated from an acid by a reactive metal it was seen that it did not control its increasing volume while moving with an increasing Pressure. ‘H’ was given a warning for not following the Boyle’s Law but soon after he was once again seen violating the Gay-Lussac’s Law. Ultimately at afternoon when he once again failed to follow the Charles’s Law he was directly taken into custody by PEP officials for not following 3 important Laws. On the route to the jail he was once again seen not pressurizing the walls of the container enough and hence violating the Dalton’s Law of Partial Pressure.

Reports suggest that he will be behind the bars for the next few daysand hence Human beings could face immense trouble keeping up with fusion reactions in the Sun.

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POTASSIUM CYANIDE in AQUA REGIA gets voted as the most nutritious drink

30  February,0073: “The most precious things in the Universe are most often the ones looked down upon.” said no-hell peace prize winner Dr White Dove.

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Scientists who most of the times are in search for an unproved hypothesis are always eager to take it up their arms and publish a definite proof for the same. And they didn’t disappoint us this time on their latest opportunity. An Unknown chemist from an unknown county of a very well known country, published his papers on the effects of consumption of Potassium Cyanide dissolved in Aqua Regia. The mad chemist tasted the drink, he had just prepared with two of the most dangerous chemicals of the lab, and relished every drop until the beaker was dead empty. Every human being, martian, jupiterian, satirical saturnists were offered a small test tube full of the irresistible drink. Everyone reported a sudden increase in their wish to live and conquer the universe. Pharmaceutical companies all over the world have already started trying to extract the most of the information about the solution and add a few stops of the same in their respective existent tonics for various diseases.
4G Pharma (whose motto is”No Death Just Breathe” ) said that it was THE discovery that could change the world, although very little speculation would have remained regarding this matter even if the celebrated company wouldn’t have made any comments on this topic!
Long live humankind, long drink KCN+HNO3+3HCL……!!!!

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
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Antarctica Daily
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