Mango tree mysteriously bears bitter gourds after local people forcibly cut away some of its branches


30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.

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What it was...:-)

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What it is and would be....:-(

Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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China to follow Binomial Nomenclature for naming people


30 February,0020: It was since the industrial revolution that the human population boom has taken the human population itself by surprise. One of the strangest consequences of this alarming increase in population was seen in the world’s most populous country China. With more than 1.357839372676 billion people the day-to-day administration had suffered from a huge problem to keep track of all the people and the taxes they pay. That’s why, world famous Chinese Doctor King Kong (now known as, Mesoanterionasonigro periepidermoraymondum called so for having a black spot on the nose and his habit of wearing Raymond around his epidermis) said to us in a press conference,”We will have a scientific name for each human being and each should have a unique set of taxa for specifically defining that human being. We have decided to divide the population into two hi-fila based on their feeding habits as you can see here(while pointing to a slide, see top image) which will in turn be divided into several classes and henceforth we will follow the same taxonomic categories as in modern taxonomy system.” A human taxonomy committee has been set up to prepare the ICHN(International Code for Human Nomenclature). With this strange announcement Dr. King Kong has been hailed as the Father of Human. Although this can simplify human nomenclature sociologists have started to argue that it may reinforce discrimination.