Cycles must have Seat Belts, warns Transport Corporation(TC)

30 February, 0067: The verdict has been passed. Anyone seen not wearing seatbelts on their cycles will be prosecuted.

The Yellow Seat belts

With a phenomenal increase in the number of accidents in the last decade, the TC passed the basic safety law prohibiting use of helmets and promoting use of Sea Belts. From now on every cycle and bike would have their seats tied to the handles by plastic seat belts. This would not only ensure safety, but will also result in utter hindrance of cyclic enthusiasm in cyclists compelling them to either relocate slower than snail or abandon the very practice and helpful habit of cycling.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Antarctica Daily