30 February, 0160: Earlier, closing the windows would have kept the mosquitoes out. But nowadays, you need to lock them up meticulously, to ensure the hindrance to the energetic entrance of the mighty mosquitoes into your room. And, believe me, it sucks, literally. And all this has happened because of a crazy gang of scientist who somehow locked themselves inside a lab and to get the hell out of there, they invented, rather mutated, mosquitoes and enabled them to open the gates. Those gates, which had locked them inside the engulfing premises of the laboratory were actually secured by a combination lock. The scientist tried their level best, but performed beyond their level worst in opening the combination lock and ended up feeling stranded in their own comfort zone.
Hence, they brought out GASERs, Gamma-ray-Amplification-by-Stimulated-Emission-of-Radiation and randomly shot gamma ray bursts in arbitrary direction. One such ray hit a mosquito which has hanging out inside the lab with its friends. It immediately underwent Neo-darwinian saltatory mutation resulting in supreme computational and combinatorial abilities of its brain. Although, the effect was not observable immediately, within a few moments the scientist found the area vector of the opening of their wide open mouths antiparallel to the area vector of the door (when the door frame is observed counterclockwise). In other words, the locked door, was so no more! They could finally leave their labs!
Meanwhile, the mosquito which had opened the door, flew out into wilderness. There it mated successfully with what turned out to be, an obscenely offensive number of mates. Within weeks, millions of mutated mosquitoes were flying around the world. Since, the mutation turned out to be autosomal dominant, every mosquito in the family line could successfully flaunt their mathematical skills.
Millions of houses, across the world, which had windows and doors closed for mosquitoes, began to be broken into by them. The intelligent ones, who had secured the doors and windows using a combination lock, were wiser neither. But only legends, locked their windows and doors with conventional locks. Only these people were the ones, who remained untouched and unsucked upon by the mosquitoes.
That’s why we advise you, do not just close the windows, LOCK THEM (WITH CONVENTIONAL LOCKS).