5 May 2018
They were asked to guard the Azkaban. But they were hanging out in the Forbidden Forest. Suddenly, one of them spotted Voldemort. He tried to suck the soul out of him. Voldemort’s loveless soulless soul sucked out the dementor’s stomach contents instead, which turned out to be a gallon of butterbeer. The dementor was immediately admitted to Miss Pomfrey’s ICU. Reports say that the dementor is in a stable condition now.
Not everybody can mess with Voldemort. Maybe, he keeps on losing to a school kid, but that does not mean he is not powerful. He has multiple horcruxes. He has no sympathy. In fact in a spelling bee contest, Voldemort could not even spell the word ‘sympathy’! That aroused a lot of sympathy for him from around the world.
The dementor has promised that he would ‘no longer suck randomly’. This statement of his was getting censored by the Daily Prophet, who considered it to be inappropriate for the general public. This has resulted in the dementor restating his feelings by saying that he would ‘no longer suck souls randomly’.
Overall, this created quite a stir in the Wizarding World.