Dementor vomits after sucking out the soul of Voldemort

5 May 2018 They were asked to guard the Azkaban. But they were hanging out in the Forbidden Forest. Suddenly, one of them spotted Voldemort. He tried to suck the soul out of him. Voldemort's loveless soulless soul sucked out the dementor's stomach contents instead, which turned out to be a gallon of butterbeer. The … Continue reading Dementor vomits after sucking out the soul of Voldemort

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Little Drops of Liquor, Make a Mighty Liver

Beware, mighty isn't a good word.

Smallest Poem Ever

This poem only has 4 words...

9 ways to have 99 problems

2 May 2018 We ran into a lot of problems while researching about 99 problems, but that ain't one. Hence, without further ado, here are the top 9 ways you can have 99 problems. Play soccer in your alley and break a window of a disreputable neighbor's home (the neighbor should be disreputable and not … Continue reading 9 ways to have 99 problems

How did James become an Overnight Billionaire?

1 May 2018 Who is James? Like seriously, who exactly is he? We had no idea until today morning. But since today's morning, we have met nobody who did not know about James. James is now a household name. People are naming him during dearth of definitive determination. They are using references about James' life in every … Continue reading How did James become an Overnight Billionaire?

Queen Bee takes Maternity leave for Lifetime

30 April 2018 We all love our mothers. They are always ready to sacrifice anything for us. What really amazes us is the fact that, how caring the mothers are, even in the insect world! For example, take Mrs Bumble, a queen honey bee who is a professional honey developer at one of the most … Continue reading Queen Bee takes Maternity leave for Lifetime

Lizard and Peach are Wizard and Witch

29 April 2018 It was always them. Not Harry, not Hermione. Ok, maybe Harry and Hermione, but surely not any other muggle, whom we believe to be a wizard or a witch. They know nothing about magic. The ones who know are the ones who never advertise about themselves. And they are, the Wizard Lizard … Continue reading Lizard and Peach are Wizard and Witch