Mango tree mysteriously bears bitter gourds after local people forcibly cut away some of its branches

30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.

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What it was...:-)
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What it is and would be....:-(

Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com

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Horror movie gets voted as the “Funniest Film Ever” after laughing gas tank leaks during Award Ceremony

30 February,0055: IBDB gave it 11.3/10 in the horror movie genre while Fresh Potatoes gave it 103.8% rating for excellent portrayal of vampires and life threatening background music. One man said, “I was watching another movie in the next theatre, but the film was so creepy that all of us in the adjacent theatre were admitted to hospital due to extreme shock due to fear.” Everyone who watched the film were reported spot dead after the first minute of the 4-hour movie. It was so creepy that the director, editor and the lead actors were themselves scared to death (and this is not a hyperbole!). Its one minute trailer has been declared to be the most lethal weapon, even more dangerous than atom bomb, by the governments, and has been permitted for free usage during war!
The biggest question, after all these complements, was that how on Earth did this film win The title of Funniest Film Ever voted by both the audiences and jury. The reason as investigated by the International Detective Committee, was a mysterious leak of Laughing Gas during the Award Ceremony. It intoxicated the people and saved their lives from this lethal movie!
Hence we learn once again that Laughter is the Best Medicine(even if it is induced by Laughing Gas).

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com

Hollywood movie review:Cursed and Curious 8

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30 February,0039:
Plot Summary: A scientist invents a robot that will create more advanced robots and travel with them to the future and get even better models and ultimately travel back to the time of the creation and bring back the modern robots. Powerful people fund the invention as governments try to stop him from inventing. Another curious scientist steals the entire plan from the previously cursed scientist whose actual idea it was. Then the story proceeds in leaps and bounds and very little is understood.
Parent’s Guide: It is rated R for use of extreme mathematics and scientific knowledge, which is injurious to immature viewers. Viewers discretion is allowed as the film contains use of extreme scientific words and it poses life threat to hippopotomonstroesquippedaliophobic people. Accompaniment of a PhD physics or maths professor is strongly recommended.
Rating: 9.476423/10

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com