16 January 2018
After a brilliant free kick, a footballer might ask for a pay raise, but instead, Catinho asked for an empty garage. On asked why, he responded, “Meow meow meooow Mewmew meowww“, which translates to “I wanna start a yoga class!”
We sent few of our reporters to learn yoga from the feline, and when they came back, they were so flexible, that Antarctic Government used them as rubber bands to hold together the Antarctic Dollars, they were so strong, that Antarctic Space Society (ASS) used them as the new space ship exterior and they were so calm and stress free that they did not even swear a single curse while they were made to do the aforementioned things!
As a result, trillions of people from our galaxy started taking yoga lessons from Catinho, and our estimates suggest that by the end of this solar year, every human being, animal, plant, bacteria, virus, alien and martian will be at their pinnacle of fitness!