30 February, 0149: It was just few minutes ago that we learned that, Snapchat CEO will handover free pepsi to Indians. Now we have discovered that even United Airlines have decided to give away free Pepsi to Dr David Dao to apologise for the horrible incident that happened on board their flight a few days ago.
David Dao after the horrible incident
United Airlines successfully lived upto their name by Uniting the World population against them, and now they are trying to win back their already disreputed reputation. However, it is not clear, whether Dr Dao will receive only a single can of pepsi or an entire crate.
30 February, 0128: Recently the world has undergone a lot of discrimination. On the grounds of favorite football club, favorite cartoon, favorite fast food, etc. However the issue which has had the most impact on people, is the discrimination regarding lefty-s and righty-s.
All this will be free for Leftys
The World is split in proportions greatly varying from the 50-50 ratio when divided upon the hand they prefer to use for the most of the skillful tasks of their lives. The left handed people were found out to be among the most ill-treated people by the majority.
In an attempt to solve all this inequality, and to prove that the LHS is indeed equal to RHS, MERCY (Mathematical Equality Rights Commission, Yugoslavia) have ensured that Stationery would become totally free for every left handed people.
This step is believed to cancel out the negativity faced by the leftys in the society. Rafael NOdal is the brand ambassador of this initiative. This initiative can also encourage the left handers to fulfil their dreams.
As a result of this announcement many students from colleges worldwide have been noticed taking up courses of ambidexterity!
Reported by, Subham Tiwari*
Artist by profession, known to draw coloured pictures of zebras