GRASSES replace HAIRS as the latest hairstyle!


30 February, 0104: The problem of the moment is: DEFORESTATION. While others are scratching their head to solve the problem, some intelligent human beings are USING their head to solve the problem.

The future…

“It is the most ingenious approach to solve a problem.” said Dr Greed Green, “Here the solution is not from the head, but is the head.”, he added with an emphasis on the auxiliary verb ‘is’. The plan is to grow grasses on the head instead of hair. This can have several health as well as environmental benefits.

  1. Planting grasses can help control global warming.
  2. It can provide oxygen to the planter, by the process of photosynthesis.
  3. It can lower the temperature of body by utilising sweat as its water source.
  4. It is an ostentatious ornament to prove that we care for the Earth.
  5. An ecosystem can thrive on your head.
  6.  It can improve your IQ.
  7. It can insulate your brain from mechanical shocks.
  8. It can have fragrant flowers minimising the cost for deodorants.
  9. It will symbolise immortality and rejuvenation.
  10. BALDNESS would cease to exist as a problem.


According to the reports, 89.7 Million human beings have already adopted the New Grassy hairstyle and the trend is spreading faster than a wildfire.

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Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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Student Council Promotes GLOBAL WARMING to get extended Summer Holidays


30 February, 0095: In the most Unorthodox, unconventional, unique, naïve, nontraditional, extravagant, meaningless, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious demonstration of all time STUDENT COUNCIL did something, this Sunday, which was never done before. They promoted Global Warming DIRECTLY and LUCIDLY. (Unlike most of us who ceremonially condemn Global Warming but leave the car engine running at signals or ‘forget’ to switch off the light before leaving the room.)

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If you disagree, Contact Student Council

Their reason was too straightforward and valid to be slighted away. The banners read, “Go Global-Warming-ing, Enjoy Summer Holidays.” It was one of the demonstrations in which the adults dreamed to join in but had to console themselves disapproving the motion and in turn secretly contributing towards Global Warming by cutting away a few trees ‘by mistake.’ Students from all over the world and of
all age groups joined in the protest and the exhibition was a plethora of childish demands.
Governments have already called up a debate to decide whether to legalise Global Warming or not.
What do you think should be the solution?
Let us know in the comments….
Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com