13 February 2018
(IF YOU DON’T READ THIS ARTICLE TO THE END, YOU MIGHT FORM A WRONG OPINION ABOUT THE INTENTION OF THE ARTICLE. )
How many times have we realised from an experience that the enemy of enemy is a friend? This time too, we are taught the same old lesson! But the result, is so heart warming and mind lifting that even the poorest of men in terms if hair have established their dominance in the richest list with respect to the hair density!
It was a long standing joke, that the height of stupidity, was a bald man bargaining for a hair trimmer. Well, it is the reality now. From shop to shop, bald headed humans were seen restless to lay their hands upon a hair trimmer. The Hair Trimmer Selling companies immediately changed their target audience for the promotion campaigns to the less fortunate people, in terms of hair density! All everyone was waiting to do, was just reverse the blades.
Soon, every men and women were overed in hair, people who didn’t have hair were the hairiest now. Even the previously (naturally) hairy people, started to look bald now. So, they too started buying trimmers and reversing blades. The entire world was submerged under keratin within hours. The traffic got entangled in hair. The flights crashed into hair. Hair Fores broke out. The entire Pacific Ocean was soaked up. The world was suddenly more connected than they have been despite the presence of internet. But this connection, was irritating. Movement ceased. Anger rose. Blades were reversed again. Grown hairs were trimmed. Rockets were launched. The trimmed hairs were dumped in Uranus. The world was again filled with shiny scalps and hairless individuals.
It was then that the humans understood, that the lack of hair is not worthy of a problem, in comparison, the lack of compassion, is by far, a more immediate concern than mdoifying external looks. So, if you have less hair or no hair or negative hair or even invisible hair, stop worrying. But, if you lack moral values, start reading Antarctica Daily, for you need an immediate treatment!