Mango tree mysteriously bears bitter gourds after local people forcibly cut away some of its branches

30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.

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What it was...:-)
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What it is and would be....:-(

Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com

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FUN bans the usage of a dangerous chemical “DHMO” by the food industry

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30 February,0045: Last year alone it was responsible for 5.7 billion deaths worldwide. But its production and usage wasn’t reduced even by the slightest amount this year. Food Industry advertised it as the elixir of life and used it beyond any limits. The UN-Scientific Society (UN=United Nations) declared that every person who drank this liquid chemical have died from different causes. Releasing the chemical into water bodies have resulted in flooding. It has also been the prime element in environmental degradation, causing acid rain, acidity and alkalinity of soil, soil erosion, tsunamis and even deadly flash floods. Biologists declared DHMO to be the cause of deadly diseases like oedema, diabetes insipidus, hyper tension, renal failure and ill health due to vomiting, nausea and loose motion and it even has paved the way for entrance of several germs. Scientists have declared that the accumulation of this polar covalent chemical has reached its peak in our body and further accumulation can kill every human being with 100% precision. This chemical is naturally occurring on Earth and is known to support predacious creatures that can obliterate our race from the Earth. No chemical previously had this much of an effect on the entire population and that’s why FUN (Food directory of United Nation) banned the usage of this chemical by food industries worldwide.

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Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com

Computer Chaos Crucifies Customer

30 February, 0036:  Some people are always there to create confusion when there is simply nothing to worry about. And people who deliberately call up the customer service for the silliest of the reason are not an exception. Two days ago such an incident had a widespread effect upon the entire world. The customer who is the protagonist of this article bought a laptop from a shop near Times Square. The same day at night when the customer tried to switch on the laptop for the first time he experienced a difficulty. The OS was named Gates. He called up the customer care, and asked them to send an engineer to his home. By the time the engineer had reached his home he had already installed 736,473 adware, 7,383,838 malware, 839,208,635,526 spyware, 53,583 phishing, 6,729,295 virus softwares and created 8,282,919,252,515 fake social media accounts, all by mistake trying to fix the problem. His computer was by that time hacked by 2,789 hackers from round the world who sent intelligent programs to his PC which hacked the nearby satellites which were present near to his location. As a result global communication was brought down and service provides failed to provide service. One of the satellites crashed into another and the chain reaction begin. Slowly, the intra-planetary communication was stopped due to supercalifragilisticexpialidociously high traffic near News York and at the same time debris started falling onto Earth as almost all the satellites crashed into one another. With no communication facility the power factories were closed and the world blacked out. The computer customer still had 62%  battery left and his laptop was the only source of light for the entire Earth. The engineer who was appointed to come to his house leaked this news to a news channel. The news channel then and there went to a lawyer and decided to crucify the customer for his act of mass destruction.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com

World’s tallest man measured to be taller than Mt. Everest, even when he was standing in Marianna Trench

30 February, 0031: Fame can take us to great heights, but who knew great height can bring us fame? Mr. Alto recently had such an experience. He shocked both the air force and the navy simultaneously. Last Monday a routine flight was scheduled to land in an island near Australia. After witnessing extreme less visibility in a seemingly clear sky the pilot alarmed the air control tower of an unknown storm approaching. At the same time a submarine diving deep into the ocean also reported obstruction ahead. After the report from both the experience were compiled a satellite picture was ordered to be taken. This revealed even stranger facts. Data analysts saw strange hair like outgrowth at about 9000 m above sea level. Ultimately using precise measurements and face recognition technology it was declared that the obstacle in the both cases of air force and navy was due to a single person named Alto. His height is almost 20,000 m as was calculated which is 19998.3 m taller than an average human being. This sudden gigantism has been blamed to his habit of over consumption of health drinks and height increasing drinks. On asking him what he was doing at the middle of the ocean that is at Challenger Deep in Marianna Trench, he said that he was trying to bathe as other bathrooms could not fit him. He stood almost 11000 m below sea level and still was tall enough to be taller than Mt. Everest at 9000 m from the sea level!

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com

China to follow Binomial Nomenclature for naming people

30 February,0020: It was since the industrial revolution that the human population boom has taken the human population itself by surprise. One of the strangest consequences of this alarming increase in population was seen in the world’s most populous country China. With more than 1.357839372676 billion people the day-to-day administration had suffered from a huge problem to keep track of all the people and the taxes they pay. That’s why, world famous Chinese Doctor King Kong (now known as, Mesoanterionasonigro periepidermoraymondum called so for having a black spot on the nose and his habit of wearing Raymond around his epidermis) said to us in a press conference,”We will have a scientific name for each human being and each should have a unique set of taxa for specifically defining that human being. We have decided to divide the population into two hi-fila based on their feeding habits as you can see here(while pointing to a slide, see top image) which will in turn be divided into several classes and henceforth we will follow the same taxonomic categories as in modern taxonomy system.” A human taxonomy committee has been set up to prepare the ICHN(International Code for Human Nomenclature). With this strange announcement Dr. King Kong has been hailed as the Father of Human. Although this can simplify human nomenclature sociologists have started to argue that it may reinforce discrimination.