Insurance Agents are Earning a fortune by Adopting the Liam Neeson Technique


30 February, 0144: Let’s say someone called you up at the middle of the night and said this:

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you too are looking for immortality, I can tell you I don’t have any clues. But what I do have are a very particular set of insurance schemes, schemes which I have sold over a very long career. Schemes that make me a nightmare for diseases like yours. If you let your misfortunes go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not bother you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will sell you the best insurance scheme.

You, let’s say, have a weak heart (for diseases, we mean). Now you have got two choices:

  1. Buy an insurance scheme which will save your life
  2. DIE.

After conducting a brief survey, we observed that other than Suicide bombers, everyone chose the option 1 with an appreciably remarkably extraordinarily high probability. This was the prime reason why within the last few minutes, the World’s Top 10 Richest List was dominated by 12 Life Insurance company CEOs.

Economists from different countries have already analyzed the marketing technique and after collaborating with the IT professionals have named the method as PLAGIARISM.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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Watch Makers to replace HOUR markings on clock with MONTHS


30 February, 0111: Changes and Chances have two things in common. Firstly, the spelling is almost similar, and secondly, no one can predict when they are coming.

Suddenly , it was published last week by the Watch Makers Society that from now on every watch would be made with the months replacing the hour markings. Therefore most of our watches would look like this:

This measure has been taken based on the hypothesis that we do not appreciate the presence of TIME any more. Hence, let time be a thing of past and date be our present.

Most MNCs’ have already agreed on using months to refer to times rather than hours and minutes. We are not exactly sure, how on Earth will this Change help someone but we are optimistic that with the passage of time we will appreciate the absence of time and have more time for completing our works.

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Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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