All New IsoCyanide Deodorant is Set to Hit the Market


30 February, 0133: With the old aromas and scents failing to stimulate our olfactory receptors, the perfume-manufacturers knew that it was time for something new. But the spark of the idea of using Carbylamines or Isocyanides in Deodorant bottles can really rejuvenate the scent industry.

By releasing the brand new carbylamine flavoured and carbylamine containing perfumes, the manufacturers believe that they can have a surgical strike to flourish their extinguishing trade of perfumes. The Isocyanides, as described by almost everyone, to be the disgusting, revolting, repellent, repulsive, repugnant, abhorrent, loathsome, offensive, detestable, awful, dreadful, horrible, terrible, horrendous, hideous, appalling, atrocious, vile, abominable, frightful, sickening, nauseating, nauseous, stomach-churning, stomach-turning, off-putting, uninviting, unpalatable, unappetizing, unsavoury, distasteful, nasty, obnoxious, objectionable, odious, noxious, evil-smelling, foul-smelling, smelly, stinking, high, rank, rancid, fetid, malodorous; vomitous, ghastly, horrid, gruesome, God-awful, gross, diabolical, putrid, yucky, icky, grotty, sick-making, gut-churning, beastly, whiffy, pongy, niffy, lousy, skanky, funky; on the nose; noisome, mephitic, disgustful, loathly; miasmic, miasmal, olid, dirty, filthy, mucky, grimy, grubby, stained, dirt-encrusted, muddy, muddied, unclean, unwashed, squalid, sordid, shabby, sleazy, nasty, soiled, sullied, scummy, rotten, defiled, decaying, putrid, putrefied, smelly, fetid, cruddy, manky, gungy,  befouled, besmirched, begrimed and feculent substance can seriously leave the human beings in utter requirement to smell an aesthetically stimulating smell of a generic perfume or perhaps, the cologne.

Chemists around the world, have already received huge orders to synthesize isocyanides and deliver them to industries.

Most of the governments, however, have labelled the perfume to be a potential BioHazard! 

Hopefully, from tomorrow, you can buy these atrociously volatile isocyanide perfumes in the nearest Retail Store.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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