30 February, 0146: Shocking! They had to land it on Mars, they instead landed it on Earth! Then they discovered life on the planet they themselves belong to, then by considering it to be Martian Life they conducted an international press conference, produced a documentary, collected samples essential to support *Martian* life and ULTIMATELY, found out that they had mistakenly landed on Earth. Then they went undercover and refused to answer any more interviews.
But, in this massive stage called world, which our painted civilisation have successfully exploited for the last 10 thousand years, the reporters of Antarctica Daily are always viewed with much more respect than other news sources, for we always report the Genuine news. And this time too, the rule did not endure an exception.
30 February, 0134: Why is Casey Neistat ending his daily vlogs? Answer is clearly stated in his “The Final Episode” here. Although his fans on Earth are quite shocked by the sudden decision, the Martians are having an even worse time.
Did you know why YouTube is Red? Because, half of its fan base is on mars. Although the scientists have not yet been able identify appreciable life form reigning the planet Mars, more than half of the YouTube traffic could be traced to the users in Mars. It turns out that, about 89 Million martians subscribed to Casey’s Channel (2 Million more than PewDiePie) on the YouTube Mars. It is clearly understandable from such huge figures that the Martians simply loved his daily Vlogs, which seemed to be a recreation for the martians out of their busy Marsly schedule.
Our reporters have estimated that, all 89 Million Subscribers simultaneously started weeping a bluish fluid which has already flooded the entire planet and have changed the Red Planet into the Blue one (No Political Puns intended!).
The scientists have confirmed that this martian tear is habitable and the sudden flood will tremendously help mankind reach out and colonise Mars. The scientists started the new #thankyoucasey to Thank him for his immense contribution for us. Last but not the least, all of us from Antarctica Daily would like to thank Casey for his entertaining vlogs, exemplary personality and would be waiting for his future videos. 🙂
BTW, Just Search PewDiePie on Google! He underwent plastic surgery!
30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.
Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨
30 February,0022: Just as the doomsday scare began to extinguish, a meteorite strike literally sparked it all over once again.
Yesterday, the terrible Earthquake which was felt by all of us followed by a cold winded thunderstorm which had persisted till today, have been described by the scientists as a result of an impact of a huge meteorite. The result of the collision was a huge burst of energy which repelled gravity and pushed Earth into the deep space and forced it to join Mars’ orbit. Scientists have optimistically remarked that it was a blessing in disguise as it would severely reduce the interplanetary travel cost to Mars although it would increase our expenditure for woollen garments.
The village where the meteorite struck suffered from extreme economic hardship as it ignited the crop fields and vaporized the pond water . However, UN has assured that if the Mars mission succeeds the poor rural people would be gifted a plot of land on Mars. Indian economist Azim Frenzy said,”If we can utilise the red planet’s land to its fullest by gifting the land to the poor and needy it could help reduce economic and social inequalities.”
As a moral of this unlikely event we have learnt two things:-
1)Every cloud has a silver lining.
2)Red is always beneficial for the poor!