According to the butterfly effect of Chaos Theory, a single flutter of a butterfly wing in Brazil can cause a thunderstorm in Mexico. Similarly, humming along to any song can degrade your voice, but the true reason of that was unfathomable until it was fathomed for the first time.
We are trying our level best to outline the reason of this particular phenomena…
When you sing or hum, preferably to your favourite song, your vocal cords vibrate. This sets off longitudinal waves of successive compression and rarefaction that propagate in every direction before passing on the energy to an arbitrary object that pays commission to it, in terms of free electrons. Now, this arbitrary object, happy with its trade, oscillates vigorously which passes on the enrgy to a series of random objects, exchamging with them free gifts like diamonds, uranium atoms or bougainvillea flowers, gets magnified exponentially in each step and eventually results in an Earthquake in the locality. This sudden inexplicable earthquake gets covered by news media from every country of the world and that requires a lot of energy. The extra energy is derived usually from unusual sources like moonlight and sunlight. This angers the Sun for overusing its product, namely sunlight. The Sun starts fission instead of fusion causing confusion among people. Everyone on earth gets irritated by the rash behaviour of the heavenly body and raises their voice to complain. This makes it difficult for you to listen to the beats of the song you were humming along to. You wear a headphone and turn up the volume to its highest. The volume now gets so loud, that it becomes impossible for you to hear yourself humming. You start singing at the top of your voice and that severely degrades your voice.
If you think this explanation is impractical, then try to hum to a song. But be careful, you might lose your voice forever.
30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.
Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨
30 February, 0064: Hardworking is the key to success, so is perseverance and even dedication with a hint of determination blended in with an essence of sincerity attributed with honesty. Only and only if, a person possesses these qualities, can that person become successful.
Last year a question was asked by a student from kindergarten which remained unanswered till today, the day, when the question got answered. The question asked by the toddler was about a mathematical function called ‘Cryman Eat a function’ which when integrated with respect to the Fourier transformation of the resultant equation obtained by dividing the ‘eat a’ function with a null set of transcendental numbers with a limit set as x approaches zero while y approaches infinity and the upper and lower limits being respectively 3.6*10^63 and 73i*10^31, yielding a complex number on the real number line and a real number on the complex number which seem to fit with each other in a lie group that when equated for the domain and range returns values which requires higher dimensional reconstruction rejuvenated by a topological idea that often when mistaken with the Taylor expansion of the insignificant coefficients in the notation of ‘Ricci Ricc flow’ can deviate the graph towards origin resulting on simplification to a statement which proves that zero is larger than one and seven is directly divisible by one thousand eighty eight. The mathematician who was 33 years old solved it using psychology instead of mathematics after spending 35 years of his life. He let us know about the love for maths he possessed and in the interview piped out the heading of this news with an emphasis on “…I discovered it.”
30 February, 0042: Very often in the history of science, had the most difficult questions been answered within seconds while doing seemingly unrelated tasks which in no way is related to science or, as Galileo said, it’s language, mathematics! Amazingly enough the answers to those typically difficult questions have been answered in terms of everyday experience instead of the use of mathematical symbols and logic. Maths professor Sir Dr Prof Calculus Calculator exemplified the above stated observation with unbelievably precise accuracy! He explained the nature of laughter using maths. He stated while laughing out loud, “Let 0 be a number, which it is. Applying the modulus function to it we get the answer zero, mathematically. But applying the function socially we get |0|=lol. Therefore, we understand the important action of laughter, which is nothing but a mathematical implication that modulus of zero is zero.” The reaction to this discovery has been quite mixed as some people have decided to award him the Nobel prize in both Maths and Psychology while others demanded a more rational proof of the proof.
30 February, 0024: The world of mathematics is strange one. Full of paradoxes yet extremely simple. Mathematics has surprised us with its richly conceptual foundation ever since the beginning of mankind and this discovery is no exception.
Sir Edward Logarithm of Shamebridge University successfully succeeded in proving an ancient conjecture. This conjecture is called the “Paradox of the straight circle”. The problem is to draw a straight circle. The answer is simply non existent as a circle has only one curved line and no straight lines. But Sir Edward has done the impossible with 100% success. After the discovery Sir Logarithm told his students in a lecture ,”If you can write the Taylor expansion of a complex function and then differentiate it and multiply the derivative with the Fourier transformed integral of its inverse raised to the power of hyperbolic sin when the graph is converging to fifth root of eight hundred and seventy two while expressing it as a geometric series and a harmonic series simultaneously and exponentiate it after solving the modulus and ultimately plot it with respect to the 15 variables you used on a 16 dimensional hyperspace then you can retrieve the straight circle in its elemental form.” Presently, the theory hasn’t been simplified enough for the common people to understand however you can surely admire and appreciate the mathematical sorcery involved in the process.