30 February, 0149: It was just few minutes ago that we learned that, Snapchat CEO will handover free pepsi to Indians. Now we have discovered that even United Airlines have decided to give away free Pepsi to Dr David Dao to apologise for the horrible incident that happened on board their flight a few days ago.
United Airlines successfully lived upto their name by Uniting the World population against them, and now they are trying to win back their already disreputed reputation. However, it is not clear, whether Dr Dao will receive only a single can of pepsi or an entire crate.
30 February, 0148: It is clear that distributing Pepsi can handle any magnitude of protest. Even if you allegedly end up calling the 7th richest country of the world, where the 10th richest person still has double your net worth – POOR, it is quite evident from the latest Pepsi ad that Handing over free Pepsi can handle any such backlash due to the consequence of your apparently nonsensical actions.
Hence, the CEO of snapchat has utilised this special trick to control the anger of the Indians, after potentially insulting the Ancient world Golden Bird, the largest democracy and one of the fastest growing economy which is also a subcontinent with rich heritage and history. We still do not have any news about the response of the angered Indians to this Free Pepsi Handover Scheme.