30 February, 0104: The problem of the moment is: DEFORESTATION. While others are scratching their head to solve the problem, some intelligent human beings are USING their head to solve the problem.
“It is the most ingenious approach to solve a problem.” said Dr Greed Green, “Here the solution is not from the head, but is the head.”, he added with an emphasis on the auxiliary verb ‘is’. The plan is to grow grasses on the head instead of hair. This can have several health as well as environmental benefits.
- Planting grasses can help control global warming.
- It can provide oxygen to the planter, by the process of photosynthesis.
- It can lower the temperature of body by utilising sweat as its water source.
- It is an ostentatious ornament to prove that we care for the Earth.
- An ecosystem can thrive on your head.
- It can improve your IQ.
- It can insulate your brain from mechanical shocks.
- It can have fragrant flowers minimising the cost for deodorants.
- It will symbolise immortality and rejuvenation.
- BALDNESS would cease to exist as a problem.
According to the reports, 89.7 Million human beings have already adopted the New Grassy hairstyle and the trend is spreading faster than a wildfire.
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