People are going crazy over this Antivirus, after its Ad goes Viral

16 February 2018

The antivirus was built by a hacker to spread a virus named Antivirus. But it went viral now. To advertise it, they used a biohazard. A virus. Readers are confused now. Let me explain.

Explanation: You see, the reason we call it a virus, is because it can go viral. In fact, the vice versa is a more believable argument. But when an Antivirus advertised by a real virus goes viral, it becomes the virus itself, following the previous rule. Now the viral antivirus, was viral because it was popularised by a culture of virus, which is a symbol of the wrecked culture of unethical hackers. This culture determining culture, was basically the virus, which forced people to buy the antivirus, which was itself that virus. As soon as the people, bought the antivirus compelled by the virus, it went viral which was just after the virus went viral.

Effects: We observed people with no computers buy an antivirus. We saw hospitals buy the antivirus to cure viral diseases. We watched viral videos about the viral antivirus. Yet, we did nothing. Then we bought the antivirus ourselves. For us, the viral habit had become vital.

One more explanation, because I bet you still don’t understand it: The company Virus is run by a group of hackers and a few life hackers. They decided to sell an antivirus. So, they planned an advertisement campaign. Instead of making an ad video, they made an advertising virus, which forced the customers to buy the antivirus. This virus, literally went viral. So, in turn, the antivirus went viral. All this was done by the life hackers. Now the hackers started their game. The antivirus was actually a virus. The name of that was Antivirus.

So, the Antivirus named Virus, designed as a Virus, went Viral, because a Virus went Viral!

Now share this post on whatsapp to only 4 people, and make it go viral. (Scroll below to share.)

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How to Travel in Time?

Travelling in time was considered to be impossible, until world famous scientist Dr Meryl Lee proved to the world that it is not only possible but is also insanely easy.

Here is the summary of the simple technique:

  1. First set up a clock outside a room
  2. Note the time before going into the room
  3. Darken the room by switching off lights
  4. Close your eyes
  5. Take a magnet in your right hand
  6. Take a solenoid in your left hand
  7. Raise the arms in the air
  8. Shake vigorously
  9. Continue for 15 minutes
  10. Now throw away both the solenoid and magnet
  11. Run out of the room at a speed faster than 15kmph
  12. Open your eyes and note the time in the clock
  13. Compare the present time with the initial time (when you had walked in)
  14. If you had followed the steps correctly, you should be more than 15 minutes into future
  15. Before doing the experiment, realise that you cannot go back once you have travelled into future and hence, you might end up wasting 15 minutes of your life or atleast 2 minutes for reading this post.


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Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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Polythick will replace Polythene

30 February, 0152: Very often in our rich history, have we discovered inventions and invented discoveries so intriguing that it has changed the whole history ever since, which if you think carefully, has in fact, changed the future of thence, as history could not be changed, unless you have a time machine or get hold of a few tachyons. But what happened last week  will surely be remembered by the posterity as the marvel of the millenia.

Right when we were starting to state than polythene will be the reason of extinction of human beings, some wise man from somewhere, did something so amazing that it is not yet entirely known what exactly he did, but sources say that he has devised a new type of material called Polythick, which as it sounds is a partial homophonic antonym of Polythene. Let us educate ourselves with the amazing properties of this ‘all new material’:

  1. It is not non-biodegradable like polythene, neither is it biodegradable. It is instead, Hyperbiodegradable, which means it degrades as soon as you synthesize it and degrades everything else around it, be it metals or wood simultaneously. It is believed to be THE thing that will help us out with waste  management.
  2. It is ductile, malleable, sonorous with high tensile strength and at the same time it is brittle, prone to corrosion, biosynthetic and responsive to touch.
  3. It can change colour depending upon the political situation. Presently it is red in US and Orange in India, though reverse is also not impossible.
  4. It has anti-gravity properties,  book made up of this can be difficult to put down.
  5. It can suddenly vanish and then reappear at a different place, in fact, Joking Growling has confirmed that this was used by Death to make the younger brothers’ invisibility cloak.
  6. Its cost can vary humongously, one second it could be a dollar for a ton, the next minute it might be Graham’s Number of Pounds for a microgram.
  7. It can be used to make bullets as well as clothes, but you should consider the 5th point above before buying such a dress.
  8. It is synthesized by adding the costliest water to a specific nutritious drink. (click to know which!)
  9. It does not catch fire when  placed in fire, but catches fire when drenched in water, and similarly, and also ironically, it is heavier than iron and lighter than feather.
  10. It even has artificial intelligence!

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Antarctica Daily

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Kingdom Fungi goes on strike after Humans aim for Universal Cleanliness

30 February, 0070: “You clean garbage, you steal Habitat” was the direct allegation raised by the entire Fungi Kingdom after Human beings declared their intention to promote and aim for Universal Cleanliness.

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You clean garbage, you steal Habitat

Fungal Kingdom have picketed several grocery stores by their signature foolish seedling disease caused by Gibberella fujikoroi. They have disrupted human productivity by causing Athlete’s foot caused by Trychophytan interdigitalis and several others have seriously hampered the daily processes of human life. The fungi have been infuriated by the destruction of their habitat and have sued human beings for $1Quintillion for the grave crime and hideous deed of stealth of hospitable environment and severe reduction in biodegradable waste. Fungi leader Pythium debaryanum has declared that humans should keep their environments as dirty as possible for symbiotic existence of both the fungi and animalia kingdom. He has encouraged spitting on roads, dumping waste on highways and giving up the meaningless tendency of cleaning up their environment.
We, the Antarctica Daily Staffs, are however on the side of Human beings and are supporting them for cleaning the environment as effectively as possible.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
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Ohio subway beggar demands LA Galaxy to join Champions League to fight for a mysterious yet real issue on7 November at Madrid

30 February, 0069: What issue could an Ohio Subway beggar urge LA Galaxy to play for in the prestigious Champions League on 7 November at Madrid? The answer, as our reporters have reported is equally breathtaking as it is startling.

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Thriller writers have already started plotting up story outlines after learning what our reporters had to say regarding the issue. The beggar said that he has already foreseen an alien attack on Earth, which he believed could be only be stopped be allowing Football Star Debit Zilla to play for his rival team Laser Angel Galaxy  at his homeland’s capital on a date which is equal to  his jersey number in  the World’s most prestigious football league ‘Champion’s League’. He said that this soccer fixture would create an unlikely event of alteration of gravitational strength of Earth’s Gravitational field that will lead to misguiding the aliens towards the sun and enjoy watching them grill in the literal solar cooker! This incident gives us hope that nothing is impossible and virtually anything is possible, including an unlikely phenomenon as unlikely as this!

Physicist cures Loose Motion while proving Loose Motion Conjecture

30 February,0068: A Physicist named Robert Bowel has reportedly proved the notorious Loose Motion Conjecture and in turn have provided the Universal cure for Loose Motion.

The Loose Motion Conjecture states that,

The Human Being’s reaction depends on the sum of the Force of Loose Motion and the body weight.”

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His proof is stated as it is in this article. Consult with the inference to apply the principle to your daily life.

Let us consider that a human being of mass m is struggling with Loose Motion on Earth. The force which he exerts for the ejection of the loose motion is Lm . Since he is sitting on the some rigid support the Normal force exerted due to his weight is N.

∴His weight = mg = N

For the man to stay at rest and not be pro-pulsed by the stream of ejected Loose Motion the Force acting upwards should be equal to the force acting downwards.

Fupwards = Fdownwards

N = mg + Lm

When this is not the case and the value of N is less, the situation gives rise to Abnormal Reaction (Na). Hence an extra amount of force called Bowel’s Force (Bf) should be applied in the upward direction to keep the human being in equilibrium. This would give rise to Normal Reaction (Nn).

The factor of (Bf) or the Bowel’s Force is essential to have a normal reaction during Loose Motion and eventually cure Loose Motion.

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Mango tree mysteriously bears bitter gourds after local people forcibly cut away some of its branches

30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.

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What it was...:-)
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What it is and would be....:-(

Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
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Antarctica Daily
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