NY bound flight lands on MOON after Autopilot Malfunction


30 February, 0127: Space ships were immediately sent to retrieve the horrified passengers, who experienced the most thrilling adventure of their life, a Space Trip with a London to New York economy flight ticket. Pocket friendly, environment friendly and, well, scary.

Before landing..

Before other news sources start blaming Bermuda Triangle for the mishappening, let us clarify that all this happened just because of a faulty Autopilot. 30 minutes before arrival, the pilots dozed off following a heated discussion on whether buying Fall Pogba was fruitful for Mancheater United. The cockpit voice recorder even recorded the Captain considering Faillaini to be playing for their opponents every match. The pilot, meanwhile, blamed More-Eno to Ruin When Runey’s career.

After further investigation, it turned out that the autopilot software was manufactured by a hard core Red Devil fan, which was boiling in anger after listening to the pilots. When the pilots forgot to switch off the autopilot and take control of the flight, the autopilot exploded with a burst of anger and released enough energy to leave the Gravitational Pull of the Earth. By the time it cooled down a little, the flight was hanging out near the moon’s “THINNER-THAN-MACBOOK-AIR-PRO” atmosphere. So it instantly lowered the landing gears and landed at the Copernicus Crater instead of the Big Apple.

On interviewing the passengers, they shared their wide ranging vocabulary of curses and slangs. We are deliberately not publishing those words.

No one is sure, whom to blame, hence, the case has been closed for any further discussion on Earth and will be taken to Inter-Planetary Court (On Jupiter) next month as it involves crossing space beyond Earth’s Territory.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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Ohio subway beggar demands LA Galaxy to join Champions League to fight for a mysterious yet real issue on7 November at Madrid


30 February, 0069: What issue could an Ohio Subway beggar urge LA Galaxy to play for in the prestigious Champions League on 7 November at Madrid? The answer, as our reporters have reported is equally breathtaking as it is startling.

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Thriller writers have already started plotting up story outlines after learning what our reporters had to say regarding the issue. The beggar said that he has already foreseen an alien attack on Earth, which he believed could be only be stopped be allowing Football Star Debit Zilla to play for his rival team Laser Angel Galaxy  at his homeland’s capital on a date which is equal to  his jersey number in  the World’s most prestigious football league ‘Champion’s League’. He said that this soccer fixture would create an unlikely event of alteration of gravitational strength of Earth’s Gravitational field that will lead to misguiding the aliens towards the sun and enjoy watching them grill in the literal solar cooker! This incident gives us hope that nothing is impossible and virtually anything is possible, including an unlikely phenomenon as unlikely as this!