Mango tree mysteriously bears bitter gourds after local people forcibly cut away some of its branches

30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.

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What it was...:-)
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What it is and would be....:-(

Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com

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Chicken demands copyright of its genes after egg claims that it came onto the earth first

30 February, 0061: This is the twenty first century and the not only the human beings but also other forms of life are evolving in their intelligence. However this evolution of intelligence has been partnered with an evolution of intellectual property rights which ensure that only the first beholder of an idea should be credited for the same. This right has also evolved as now people, in fact animals, are placing demands for genetic rights.
Last day, a chicken from KFCC (Korean Friendly Chicken Committee) approached a consumer court to demand for exclusive rights of chickens over their genetic material. Their claim is against another group of chicken related living things, eggs, who have been reportedly trying to claim the ownership of the genes of the chicken establishing the fact that they were the ones who came on to the Earth before Chickens. An intrapoultry civil riot was noticed in several countries as chickens rallied and picketed other poultries with banners stating that it was them and not eggs who came on to the Earth first. Very soon the judiciary of all leading countries have agreed to pass a law in favour of the chicken (which is tastier than egg and it would be foolish to go against them!).

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com

Computer Chaos Crucifies Customer

30 February, 0036:  Some people are always there to create confusion when there is simply nothing to worry about. And people who deliberately call up the customer service for the silliest of the reason are not an exception. Two days ago such an incident had a widespread effect upon the entire world. The customer who is the protagonist of this article bought a laptop from a shop near Times Square. The same day at night when the customer tried to switch on the laptop for the first time he experienced a difficulty. The OS was named Gates. He called up the customer care, and asked them to send an engineer to his home. By the time the engineer had reached his home he had already installed 736,473 adware, 7,383,838 malware, 839,208,635,526 spyware, 53,583 phishing, 6,729,295 virus softwares and created 8,282,919,252,515 fake social media accounts, all by mistake trying to fix the problem. His computer was by that time hacked by 2,789 hackers from round the world who sent intelligent programs to his PC which hacked the nearby satellites which were present near to his location. As a result global communication was brought down and service provides failed to provide service. One of the satellites crashed into another and the chain reaction begin. Slowly, the intra-planetary communication was stopped due to supercalifragilisticexpialidociously high traffic near News York and at the same time debris started falling onto Earth as almost all the satellites crashed into one another. With no communication facility the power factories were closed and the world blacked out. The computer customer still had 62%  battery left and his laptop was the only source of light for the entire Earth. The engineer who was appointed to come to his house leaked this news to a news channel. The news channel then and there went to a lawyer and decided to crucify the customer for his act of mass destruction.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
Website: http://www.antarcticadaily.weebly.com