Physicist cures Loose Motion while proving Loose Motion Conjecture


30 February,0068: A Physicist named Robert Bowel has reportedly proved the notorious Loose Motion Conjecture and in turn have provided the Universal cure for Loose Motion. The Loose Motion Conjecture states that, “The Human Being’s reaction depends on the sum of the Force of Loose Motion and the body weight.” His proof is stated as it is in…

New ‘oversmartphone’ to charge itself using WiFi signals


30 February, 0048: Surely this is the best news of the decade. Internet surfing just got redefined. No more worrying about batteries while using WiFi. A scientist from Chad has recently come up with a brilliant idea on how to convert electromagnetic waves into potential chemical energy of the battery which would generate a very…