Top 10 Reasons You Must Read This Post

24 March 2018

  1. The Human mind is inadvertently drawn towards lists which claim to feature the top items of any list.
  2. The Number 10 is widely celebrated as an appreciable round figure. You have 10 fingers and count in hence count in base 10 system, making 10 a complete and satisfactory number.
  3. I used the modal verb Must, which creates a sense of subconscious compulsion in your mind.
  4. It is a self referential post. Understanding it completely, will force your brain to work hard and will improve your logical reasoning and cognitive skills.
  5. It is not very long so that you will give up in the middle. Neither is it too short so that you can ignore it completely.
  6. The featured image on this post, gives it a professional look.
  7. Every time you read a point, you realise it is useless. So, you read the next one in order to fulfil your appetite of 10 reasons.
  8. Beyond point 5, you start to like the concept of writing a 10 point post with only self referential points.
  9. You have given up every hope of learning something useful from this post and just want to continue till the last point.
  10. You are extremely angry that you wasted the time, so you wanna share this and make your friends and enemies, especially, read this entirely.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

Antarctica Daily

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Is Depression Deprived of Depressurization?

29 January 2018

The answer is obviously an affirmation. We see plenty of people around who are depressed. To find out how a depressed person looks like, you can buy a mirror. But if you don’t want go buy a mirror for that cause, ever, then you should read Antarctica Daily everyday.

As our Social Media Admin, Saurabh Halder might tell you, it is the office pressure which depresses most of the people. Which is partly why, he joined our network, so that he can be depressurized from all the sternous office work. So clearly, a person deprived of depressurization can never be depressed or, in other words, a depressed person can never be deprived of depressurization!

But, that does not change the fact that depression is indeed a growing problem. That’s why, we recommend to every humane human to follow what follows:

  • Try to make what you say funny by using double negatives instead of simple words. And never should you not follow that.
  • Keep on repeating whatever you want to say to a person, and if they get annoyed, act as if they are encouraging you.
  • Talk about something sensitive to someone, then when that person feels uncomfortable, act as if you didn’t know that guy was there!
  • Randomly ask someone whether they remember you from your last life!
  • When a person enters the room, point to him/her and say a few strange words. This works better if you were alone in that room.

All these will not free you from depression, but will surely make your companion more depressed than you, making you relatively not depressed!

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

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Read This if You are Alive Today!

28 January 2018

We will simply advice you to relax, calm down and appreciate the aesthetic pleasure of a date, today’s date we mean.

  1. Take a notebook.
  2. Write down today’s date. Not month and year. But only the date.
  3. Now write the date again a little to the right of the previous date, but this time put a little gap in between the digits.
  4. Now write the month number in between the two dates.
  5. Again write the month in between the two digits of the dates.
  6. Put two backslashes after the first two and then the next two digits.
  7. Fold the paper and place it in a secured locker.
  8. Take it out of its confinement 50 years later.
  9. Show your next generation, what a miraculous day you had lived in, provided you are still alive.
  10. In case, you are not, don’t even think about coming back and haunting your successors! BTW, if you read ‘Antarctica Daily’ daily, a smile would never leave your face and you would live a beautiful and long life.

If you have no idea what we were talking about, then see this,
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Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

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Now Engineers can Practice Medicine as Humans are just ‘Bio-Machines’

26 January 2018

We often feel proud while stating that we are nothing but machines. But from now on, we’ll also feel a little afraid for being machines for so long, as engineers will soon start treating us for the maladies.

Have a heart problem? The Engineer can install stainless steel valves. Have a kidney problem? The engineer will exchange it for an iPhone. Have a brain problem? You’ll only need a brand new A11 fusion chip. Have a digestive problem? The engineer will pour Sulphuric Acid, like a boss. Have no problems? You can still get yearly maintainance done! The engineer will check your oil(cerebrospinal fluid), your fuel efficiency and mileage all for free, if you are still inside the warranty period.

The decision is yours, whether you want yourself to be considered as a machine and be treated by an engineer or you wanna embrace the miracle of life and be cured by a doctor?

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

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Use Your Oven as Your TV

25 January 2018

There is no end of modernisation and similarly there is no end of creativity either! If you feel, your wallet is unwantedly thinned from buying new technologies every week, then you can read THIS or you can use your Oven as your TV and refrain from buying a new one every year or so!

Firstly, applaud the fact that an oven is cuboid and so is a modern TV, although their thickness is appreciably different. But the bottomline is, if you can modify your oven a little, you can end up staring at it for about 27 hours a day!

To begin with, put some popcorn in your oven and wait till it pops, or burns away, or explodes or whatever. If it pops, you have your coolimg channel, if it burns, you have your adventure movie playing, probably in a movie channel, if it explodes, here is your discovery channel with a documentary on nuclear bombs! Although, mostly you’ll be watching a lifestyle channel full of cooking shows, but if you deliberately put the ingredients wrong enough, you can have any channel ever to exist on the screen of your television!

As you go to sleep tonight, think about it!

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

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A Positive Blood Test

20 January 2018

Everybody was shocked. Chandler had put the phone on the speaker, so that everyone in the room can hear. He had asked them not to Be Negative, as he feared that A Positive Blood Report was inevitable. As soon as the call was over, everyone was sure it was A Negative Report. This confused Joey. Though his age was 31+, his mental age was O+, or as Ross believed, O-. Monica explained to Joey, that at this moment, he must Be Positive!

Phoebe and Rachel could have expressed their views but before any other dialogue, Landsteiner, himself, made a guest appearance, with a blood curling cheer from the audience, who were not ready to see a 19th Century scientist on the show. He recognised Chandler to be the first person to amplify the Red Blood Sales by promoting to the Red Blood Cells, that Red Blood Sells! According to him, that was the reason why his blood test was a clear failure! He justified his entry by addressing the issue of Blood Test Failure and conclued that either his blood group was A B+ or AB+. But, he said Chandler was lucky, because for almost every test, he had passed and received A Negative Blood Test and only A Positive Blood Test for the disease he had passed and the test he has failed!

Ever since that day, every New Yorker always studied hard for their Blood Test and never again, did any one fail it!

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

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Mango tree mysteriously bears bitter gourds after local people forcibly cut away some of its branches

30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.

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What it was...:-)
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What it is and would be....:-(

Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily
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