Student Council Promotes GLOBAL WARMING to get extended Summer Holidays

30 February, 0095: In the most Unorthodox, unconventional, unique, naïve, nontraditional, extravagant, meaningless, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious demonstration of all time STUDENT COUNCIL did something, this Sunday, which was never done before. They promoted Global Warming DIRECTLY and LUCIDLY. (Unlike most of us who ceremonially condemn Global Warming but leave the car engine running at signals or ‘forget’ to switch off the light before leaving the room.)

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Their reason was too straightforward and valid to be slighted away. The banners read, “Go Global-Warming-ing, Enjoy Summer Holidays.” It was one of the demonstrations in which the adults dreamed to join in but had to console themselves disapproving the motion and in turn secretly contributing towards Global Warming by cutting away a few trees ‘by mistake.’ Students from all over the world and of
all age groups joined in the protest and the exhibition was a plethora of childish demands.
Governments have already called up a debate to decide whether to legalise Global Warming or not.
What do you think should be the solution?
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Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
Antarctica Daily