30 February, 0108: Newest fashion trends are often startling as it is usually a great deviation from conventional standards of beauty. This trend however has gobbled up the entire population of the world and has been adopted by a 125.7% of the human beings on the Earth!
Most of the beauty contests have this latest fashion trend as the elementary qualifier for the participants. Several others have given it the highest seat among other factors for the judgement of the beauty contest winner. Very soon both actors and actresses would be visible acting in the movies with this latest fashion trend.
So what is this LATEST Fashion Trend?
Its simple. Yet elegant. You just cut, dye, modify, pluck or grow your eyebrow to represent the ‘motto’ of your life. You can even draw the logo of your company or the symbol which defines you. A Trend like this cannot merely be explained by words. So here are few pictures.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR SCISSORS!!!!
30 February, 0065: Nature has been angered and here are the consequences. No more mango its just bitter gourd.
Last day a group of people from a Sri Lankan village cut the branches of a mango tree which was known to bear the sweetest mango ever and donated them to a group of scientist who offered to manipulate its genes and create more mango trees like that with the payment of a nominal fee. The mango tree clearly declared that cutting branches wasn’t a deal, but people didn’t care. Today morning just as everyone went to the tree to pluck a few fruits, they were socked to see that all the yellow, red mangoes have been replaced with green pale bitter gourds.
This news teaches us that, Greed is the end of all good.😰😥😰:(😱😨
30 February, 0049: Paradoxes have been a part of human logic since the ancient times, but until recently the thought that politics could be paradoxical was never entertained. Last Monday, the speech delivered by Sir Riddle had a great impact on the human reasoning and the speech will be remembered by all of us for days to come.
Although the statement stated by the United States politician apparently seems to be a sign of low self-confidence, it actually is constructed with great care and represents a great deal about human psychology on deeper analysis. As a result of his intelligent and witty speech he seemed to impress everyone and received an astounding 100% vote with a 100% voters turnout and sealed the position of president for himself! Upon consulting with psychologists worldwide our reporters gathered the main reason for the astounding vote percentage! Most of the people on first thought, thought that Riddle was just kidding or riddling but then they all had a revelation that this might be the sign of the government which is ready to accept mistakes and correct them. Another group thought that he might be deliberately stating a paradox to explain the paradoxical situation of their country. Others, the less educated ones thought that if what he is saying is wrong then he is saying right as he is really saying wrong, while the more educated ones believed that if what he is saying is wrong which is also what he said and he is wrong again then the fact that his wrong statement was wrong makes it right! The industrialists believed that he is referring to some beneficial new law for them as he is wrong now and after being president he will be right and mathematicians believed that they would be allowed to express their mathematical thoughts more publicly than before(our reporters could not explain the last observation). The optimists cherished that if he is wrong now he might be right in future and pessimists believed that if his wrongs are wrong now then his wrongs will be wrongs in future. Hence, after all these beliefs and ideas and democratic sharing of thoughts by the people of his country, selected their new President, Mr Riddle and created history winning support from all the citizens of the country.
30 February,0034: Before you get the wrong notion that coolfies are cool-selfies let me clear the doubt that selfies and coolfies are not at all related to each other. Coolfies are actually ice cream type desserts famous in India and the neighboring countries. Recently the people have been so much obsessive about coolfies that they have destroyed the shops which do not have them. Indian finance minister, Mr. Rupee said,”The sudden growth in the consumption of coolfies could be a boon for Indian economy. Recent studies have shown that 43% of the farmers and landowners have given up their farm for joining a coolfie industry.” Also, the CEO of ICL i.e. Indian Coolfie Limited, Mrs Cool have been named to be the richest woman on Earth owning about $400,000,000,000. Half of the world population is presently skipping lunches and dinners for having a bite of the delicious coolfie. When things go viral, no antivirus could stop their influence. Even people in Antarctica have started eating cold Coolfies although the temperature is somewhere around -53.5 degree centigrade!